Hallucinations of the Prinsediran XIII: The Prayer Bank [Store Up Answers]

I for one am certain I am alone, but Moi for two, I know not where the words come from. Sitting alone and yet together with Moi, Moi said to me…

Let me [Moi] tell you about the Prayer Bank, a place where you can store up answers.

It is true you cannot trick God, yes, why not confess you are indeed trying to trick Him…faith! I’m just imagining He folds His arms and chuckles at that confession. My friend, you must endeavor to be a friend of God as well.

Now God and Money are [two] masters (Matt. 6:24]. So, why should you treat God way less than you treat money?

With God, plan ahead. Just like a bank policy, if you need money, it is easier to collect from the very amount you’ve saved. Anything extra [a loan] will require more letters, more time, more meetings, more handshakes, and more protocols.
Yes, same could be said for prayers.

Pray years ahead of time, think hard, foresee your needs and put them into prayers, for when troubles [needs] arise, it is easier to collect an answer from the little you saved up with God.

My favorite, Moi said, will be our daughter who we are expecting soon. Pray for her [K.K. Jemima], that she’ll be healthy, that she’ll be strong, that she’ll be talented, that she’ll be brave, that she’ll be Agradable [Kindhearted], that she’ll be unique, that she’ll be loved, that she’ll be born again, that she’ll be intelligent, that she’ll be safe, that she’ll go out and come in safely, that she won’t be hurt, that she’ll not be bitten or beaten or molested, that she’ll not be tortured, or flogged, or taken captive, that she’ll be a success, that she’ll not be involved in any form of accident or die prematurely.

Cast on time all your worries about her to God, yes, you know them all. There’s nothing new under the sun. Then watch Him give you the answers at the appropriate time. Live a miracle, be strong in faith.

And that is just an example, I cannot read your heart desires, neither can I make them known publicly; your future, your plans, your hopes, your family, your friends, your duties.

So then, sit, be calm, yes smile if you may, think, envision, foresee and pray. Store up answers for yourself hence it will be easier for you not to panic or “forget” to pray whenever any form of trouble seem to be taking over.

Thank you for banking with us 😉

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Namesmith: Cephanadra/Zephanadra

I love Spanish names, French names, Italian, Greek, and of course Wuzyburian- the names I put together as a Namesmith. 😉 So, when you find it hard to pick a name for your child, you can always tell me the child’s story and I’ll coin a Wuzyburian name for you.
A name means virtually whatever you label it to mean. Some names however have only one meaning, some sound like another name, and some names basically inspire you.

The tenth Wuzyburian name I’m presenting here is suitable for a Prince or Princess. It is CEPHANADRA
– Cephanadra: Coined from “Cephas” (in Hebrew meaning “Rock,” “Stone”) and “Nadra” (a variant of Nadira in Arabic, meaning “Precious,” “scarce”). I’d say this means “Precious rock/stone.” You can help me define it better!
I’ll suggest a variant of the name, “ZEPHANADRA” for a boy (and Cephanadra for a girl). Zephanadra is coined from “Zephan” (a variant of Zephaniah in Hebrew meaning “hidden by God”) and “Nadra” (“Precious” in Arabic)… And the meaning.. “Hidden by God”, “precious”, lol..u can put one and two together, say, preciously hidden by God, or “I’m precious because I’m hidden by God”..hmm, help me define it better!!

Short form: Cepha (Zepha); Ceph (Zeph); Nadra; Phana;
Nick form: Phanny; Phy;
Happy mood: Pha-Pha..
Angry mood: NADRA!!

– Native Name Suggestion for a Princess (Greek): CLEONEDORA.
Short form: Cleo; Nedo; Dora.
Nick form: Needo-Needo.
Happy mood: dohdoh..
Angry mood: NEDORA!
The name means “Glorious gift” (From Cleone- Glory, and Dora- Gift; both Greek) [Cleone is pronounced “Klee-own-nee”]

– Name Suggestions:
* Female name: CLEOPATRA, of Greek origin, meaning “glory of the father”.
* Male name: CLEON, of Green origin, meaning “Glory”.

Hallucinations of the Prinsediran IX: May God Forgive You [The Church]

We are here again, joyful, avoiding every recipe for sadness. Yes, there’s music in the background of course and just about that time when sleep always comes in, tap tap, be alert, for Moi is speaking to Me again.

You must have heard of the Church, no doubt.
You must have read about the Church, no doubt again.
You’ll be there on Sunday, maybe.
You most likely know what a Church is… 1. a building for public Christian worship. 2. Public worship of God or a religious service in such a building. 3. the whole body of Christian believers; Christendom.

Well Me, say to Church, “May God forgive you for being a Church when you are not one.”

May God forgive you [the Church] for creating different variations of “GOD” in such a way you can only feel safe in your own denomination. [Deut. 6:4].

May God forgive the Church for the wealth they immerse and for the little they give to the poor.

May God forgive the Church for not training up a child in the way he should go, may He pardon you for not caring to bring back the departed generation. [Prov. 22:6]

May God forgive the Church for threatening its congregation with death.

May God forgive the Church for the broken hearts waiting to die because their love is not in the truth. [I Cor. 7:12-13].
May God forgive the Church for taking away the salt in the word of God.

May God forgive the Church for not being able to impact spirituality. May He pardon you for not having a link to Heaven… Common troubles, the church can’t avert them again thru prayers.

May God forgive the Church for becoming a political platform.

May God forgive you for being a part of the Church, may He pardon you for decaying with them.

May God forgive you for running away from the Church, may He pardon you for not staying to heal it. [John 2:15-16].

May God forgive the Church for believing in faith alone and not in good deeds and obedience of the word. That’s why a gay can suddenly be a pastor, a faithful pastor at that. [Rev. 2:6]

May God forgive the Church for welcoming homosexuals [1 Cor. 6:9]

May God forgive the Church for the dishonour it bestows on our Lord Jesus Christ. [Heb. 1:6-14].

May God forgive the Church for it is [they are] dying.

May God forgive the Church for falling and staying down [Rev 2:5].

May God forgive the Church for leading the people into idolatery.

May God forgive the Church for not realising that it is wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked [Rev 3:17].

May God forgive the Church for being jealous of the number of people in other congregations [James 3:16].

May God forgive me [Moi] for I have found it hard to forgive the Church, may He pardon me for not being able to heal the Church.

You can sleep now, Me.

Namesmith: Nenadi-N’miji

I love Spanish names, French names, Italian, Greek, and of course Wuzyburian- the names I put together as a Namesmith. 😉 So, when you find it hard to pick a name for your child, you can always tell me the child’s story and I’ll coin a Wuzyburian name for you.
A name means virtually whatever you label it to mean. Some names however have only one meaning, some sound like another name, and some names basically inspire you.

The ninth Wuzyburian name I’m presenting here is suitable for a future male leader. It is a mixture of two Nigerian languages (Oegworok- S/Kaduna and Hausa) and a little alteration in its written form using an Igbo format of vowel removal (I find It hard to explain myself at this point..lol). The name is NENADI-N’MIJI.
– Nenadi N’miji: Coined from “Nenadi” (in Oegworok which connotes “People will see”) and “N’miji” (an altered way of saying “the boy” in Hausa). I’d say this basically means “The people will see [the greatnes of] the boy.” You can help me define it better! I’ll suggest the name goes along with “Oluchi” (Igbo for “the work of God”).
Short form: Nena; Nadi; Nadina; Dina; Miji.
Nick form: Nene; Nana; Didi.
Happy mood: D-D; G-G; Nene.
Angry mood: NAMIJI!!

– Native Name Suggestion (In Nigerian Igbo): NANICHI
Short form: Nani
Nick form: Nana
Happy mood: Nahnah;
Angry mood: NANICHI
The name means “Only God.” Another variation is “SOSOCHI”

– Name Suggestions:
* Female name: NADIRA, of Arabic origin, meaning “precious, scarce.”
* Male name: NEVIN, of Latin origin meaning “holy, sacred; little bone; servant of the saint’s disciple.”

Namesmith: Amen-Diosdesea

I love Spanish names, French names, Italian, Greek, and of course Wuzyburian- the names I put together as a Namesmith 😉 . So, when you find it hard to pick a name for your child, you can always tell me the child’s story and I’ll coin a Wuzyburian name for you.
A name means virtually whatever you label it to mean. Some names however have only one meaning, some sound like another name, and some names basically inspire you.

The eighth Wuzyburian name I’m presenting here is a variation of my own name (Odirachukwumma); it is AMEN-DIOSDESEA.
Amen-Diosdesea: Coined from “Amen” (Latin/Greek origin meaning “So be it”), “Dios” (Spanish for “God”) and Desea (Spanish for “Desires”). I’d say this literally means “If it is ok by God, its ok by me.” You can help me define it better!
Short form: Amen; Desea
Nick form: Dide; Amend;
Happy mood: D-D;
Angry mood: DESEA!!

Native Name Suggestion (In Nigerian Igbo): OÑU
Short form: Oñu.
Nick form: *lol…there’s no way to show you the pronunciation; the “ñ” makes it much more different from “Onu”*
Happy mood: Oñu;
Angry mood: OÑU
The name means “Joy, Glad, Happiness”.

Name Suggestions:
* Female name: ALMA, from a Latin word meaning “kind”; also of Italian, Hebrew and Arabic origin, meaning “nourishing; soul; young woman; learned”
* Male name: JESSAMINE (Jessamyn), of English origin. It is a variation of the Hebrew name Jesse, meaning “the Lord exists.”
Would be cool to have a brother and sister called Jessamine and Jasmine.

Hallucinations of the Prinsediran VI: Random [Say To Them].

Listening to Moi again saying to me;

Say to them, “Dear people of God, I hate to believe the devil is much more innovative.” Tis he does because you have refused to walk in the ancient paths.

Say to your child, “When you interact with people, you’ll see the essence of all I’ve been teaching you, my dear child.”

Say to the writers and readers alike, “The more I read, the more I become a nobody, the more I become somebody else. I must write to stay alive.”

Say to them who hate and are hated alike, “People will hate you in the future, you must not be one of them [Love yourself].”

Say to unappreciated, “People will forget what you did for them… Learn to appreciate yourself.”

Say to the lover boy, “Do not underestimate love… If you fall into that pit with an ungrateful person… God bless your soul.”

Say to the ignorant, “You can’t pretend to be ignorant. You actually don’t know you don’t really know.”

Say to your wife, “Responsibility for an action that led to a reaction must be taken first before the reaction is discussed, dear wife.”

Identify with the heartbroken, “I lay all day feeling sorry that it is broken. It floats all day and night pumping more blood to keep us awake… Stupid heart.”

Say to the dark skinned, “The problem of Africa is Education. Yes, innovative people spend so much time reading for stupid exams.”

Say to the detective, “When you are being forced to tell a lie in place of the truth just to please those that didn’t believe you in the first place… Walk away from stupid people.”

Say to the defendant, “The most selfish form of self defence is people dwelling on counting your sins to avoid theirs from being counted [and people counting your blessings just to hide their own blessings].”

Say to the unhappy, “You can’t be faking happiness. You simply hate the idea of the wrong person actually making you happy once in a while.”

Say to the ‘Bounty’ hunter, “If on Sunday your neighbour tells you his son can do anything for chocolates and you can’t find your chocolates on Monday, the boy’s burial should be on Saturday, of course.”

Remember some people? The ones who think? Congratulate some people for they have succeeded in falling out of ‘love’ with you; remember we are still trying to do the same.

Say to the Lord, “I thank Thee for the gift of new eyes everyday, just like a new born baby, they’ll hurt when they are used too early, yet its a necessary pain to avert seeing hatred and the troubles of yesterday.”

Say to end time, “I hope my health doesn’t beat you to our grave”

Say to Moi, be calm now.

Be calm now, I’ll say to you again.

Namesmith: Rexuel

I love Spanish names, French names, Italian, Greek, and of course Wuzyburian- the names I put together as a Namesmith *wink* So, when you find it hard to pick a name for your child, you can always tell me the child’s story and I’ll coin a Wuzyburian name for you 🙂

A name means virtually whatever you label it to mean. Some names however have only one meaning, some sound like another name, and some names basically inspire you.

The seventh Wuzyburian name I’m presenting here is R E X U E L. Suitable for a Prince, a real Prince..

Rexuel: Coined from “Rex” (of Latin origin meaning “King”) and “El” (Hebrew for “God”).
I’d say this means “God is [my] King”.. You can help me define it better!

Rexuel.
Short form: Rex, Eel.
Nick form: Rexy; X;
Happy mood: Rexy-Eelly;
Angry mood: REXUEL!!

Native Name Suggestion (In Nigerian Igbo):
[ANOM]-N’IMECHI
Short form: N’ime; Mechi.
Nick form: Nimmy; Anny (Female); Meme.
Happy mood: Chi-Chi; Meme;
Angry mood: ANOMNIMECHI
The name means “[I am] Hidden in God”…almost literally.

Name Suggestions:
* Female name: ONYX: From the natural fine-grained mineral used as gemstone; a way of signifying beauty, perhaps.
* Male name: LYNX: A member of the cat family; a way of signifying strength