Hallucinations of the Prinsediran XIII: The Prayer Bank [Store Up Answers]

I for one am certain I am alone, but Moi for two, I know not where the words come from. Sitting alone and yet together with Moi, Moi said to me…

Let me [Moi] tell you about the Prayer Bank, a place where you can store up answers.

It is true you cannot trick God, yes, why not confess you are indeed trying to trick Him…faith! I’m just imagining He folds His arms and chuckles at that confession. My friend, you must endeavor to be a friend of God as well.

Now God and Money are [two] masters (Matt. 6:24]. So, why should you treat God way less than you treat money?

With God, plan ahead. Just like a bank policy, if you need money, it is easier to collect from the very amount you’ve saved. Anything extra [a loan] will require more letters, more time, more meetings, more handshakes, and more protocols.
Yes, same could be said for prayers.

Pray years ahead of time, think hard, foresee your needs and put them into prayers, for when troubles [needs] arise, it is easier to collect an answer from the little you saved up with God.

My favorite, Moi said, will be our daughter who we are expecting soon. Pray for her [K.K. Jemima], that she’ll be healthy, that she’ll be strong, that she’ll be talented, that she’ll be brave, that she’ll be Agradable [Kindhearted], that she’ll be unique, that she’ll be loved, that she’ll be born again, that she’ll be intelligent, that she’ll be safe, that she’ll go out and come in safely, that she won’t be hurt, that she’ll not be bitten or beaten or molested, that she’ll not be tortured, or flogged, or taken captive, that she’ll be a success, that she’ll not be involved in any form of accident or die prematurely.

Cast on time all your worries about her to God, yes, you know them all. There’s nothing new under the sun. Then watch Him give you the answers at the appropriate time. Live a miracle, be strong in faith.

And that is just an example, I cannot read your heart desires, neither can I make them known publicly; your future, your plans, your hopes, your family, your friends, your duties.

So then, sit, be calm, yes smile if you may, think, envision, foresee and pray. Store up answers for yourself hence it will be easier for you not to panic or “forget” to pray whenever any form of trouble seem to be taking over.

Thank you for banking with us 😉

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Hallucinations of the Prinsediran IX: May God Forgive You [The Church]

We are here again, joyful, avoiding every recipe for sadness. Yes, there’s music in the background of course and just about that time when sleep always comes in, tap tap, be alert, for Moi is speaking to Me again.

You must have heard of the Church, no doubt.
You must have read about the Church, no doubt again.
You’ll be there on Sunday, maybe.
You most likely know what a Church is… 1. a building for public Christian worship. 2. Public worship of God or a religious service in such a building. 3. the whole body of Christian believers; Christendom.

Well Me, say to Church, “May God forgive you for being a Church when you are not one.”

May God forgive you [the Church] for creating different variations of “GOD” in such a way you can only feel safe in your own denomination. [Deut. 6:4].

May God forgive the Church for the wealth they immerse and for the little they give to the poor.

May God forgive the Church for not training up a child in the way he should go, may He pardon you for not caring to bring back the departed generation. [Prov. 22:6]

May God forgive the Church for threatening its congregation with death.

May God forgive the Church for the broken hearts waiting to die because their love is not in the truth. [I Cor. 7:12-13].
May God forgive the Church for taking away the salt in the word of God.

May God forgive the Church for not being able to impact spirituality. May He pardon you for not having a link to Heaven… Common troubles, the church can’t avert them again thru prayers.

May God forgive the Church for becoming a political platform.

May God forgive you for being a part of the Church, may He pardon you for decaying with them.

May God forgive you for running away from the Church, may He pardon you for not staying to heal it. [John 2:15-16].

May God forgive the Church for believing in faith alone and not in good deeds and obedience of the word. That’s why a gay can suddenly be a pastor, a faithful pastor at that. [Rev. 2:6]

May God forgive the Church for welcoming homosexuals [1 Cor. 6:9]

May God forgive the Church for the dishonour it bestows on our Lord Jesus Christ. [Heb. 1:6-14].

May God forgive the Church for it is [they are] dying.

May God forgive the Church for falling and staying down [Rev 2:5].

May God forgive the Church for leading the people into idolatery.

May God forgive the Church for not realising that it is wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked [Rev 3:17].

May God forgive the Church for being jealous of the number of people in other congregations [James 3:16].

May God forgive me [Moi] for I have found it hard to forgive the Church, may He pardon me for not being able to heal the Church.

You can sleep now, Me.